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Tuesday, September 06, 2005 SCDF Training
A long and Funny entry Yesterday i had my SCDF emergency training for my upcoming Tsunami trip to Phuket, Thailand. I had to travelled all the way to Eunos at 8 to meet some of the members as i am very blur to where 'Telok Kurau' is *diao. The training started out fun with bandages and wrapping of arm, but the training ended super boring. I had my first try of wrapping ppl's arm which i just wrapped it blindly on Nora hehehe and had my hands on CO2 fire extinguisher....damn that thing is heavy..lol...it weigh just as much as me...hehehe kidding...I admit...Im weak ;) During the CPR training which i tried to avoid doing the practical with the dummy, some of the gals were giggling non-stop. So i asked them what are they giggling about and apparently the trainer put his hands on the dummy's crotch and kept hitting on it....that poor dummy hehehe....when i heard the joke, i was *diao...then when i saw him doing it, i burst into laughter and u noe me....when i start laughing it gets going and going and going. The trainer was abit blur to what we were laughing abt and we didnt tell him. Then the trainer asked for a volunteer, so i hid behind some of my frens and the trainer say he needs a Male volunteer, so i thought nvm got so many guys they can volunteer and then he asked for a small sized male volunteer and i was like 'CRAP!!' everyone stare at me cheering me to be the volunteer...soooo paiseh....had to be the dummy and the guy was very violent while doing the recovery position, i had to be unconscious and he needs to turn me over....when he turned me over he forgots to move his knee away from me and my 'Privates' bangs on his knee.....OUCH!!!!! but i tried to hide the pain, lol luckily no one saw my facial expression...that is a secret until now... ;) After CPR and other modules we had a module abt Bombs and Terrorism. Then a trainer share his story abt an Indian national construction worker, who put his can of coke in the freezer and decided to heat it up cose he was impatient and the Coke explode on his face. Immediately Nora laugh so loud and the whole club join in and the joke doesn't end there she kept laughing for 10 mins and i was sitting besides her and laughed with her.....my abdomen were aching after all the laugh. Then she made a joke about an indian construction worker ordering 'HOT COKE' at MacDonald's and it made me laugh again....arrr....stomach ache...hehehe. Then she said how stupid these Indians are....(though it was abit racist of her)...i was like blur and wondering....SHE is an INDIAN and she is crticising INDIAN....then i laugh at her ...lol...... i couldnt stop laughing muahahaha Pot calling the kettle black....so typical of Nora... ;) But b4 that i had made fun of Nora, the incident happened during break time and we were queing for the vending machine. I overheard one of the guys saying that there is no grill on the drain that is infront of the vending machine...i saw it and assume that nora heard abt it. So i bought my drink and it was A OKAY. Then its nora turn and i was opening my drink and suddenly Nora disappeared from my view and heard her scream. LOL....when i turn, i saw Nora sitting on the floor with her legs in the drain.....MUAHAHAHA luckily i wasn't drinking at that time or i would splash everyone ard me. As i was laughing out loud, i didnt help her out cose it was sooo funny.....sorry Nora...hahaha she was the butt of joke for the whole day until one of my other friend, Rai, who was singing while walking at the edge of the pathway trip herself...hahahaha what a KODAK moment...hehehehe but too bad no pix...muahahaha see lar...laugh at ppl somemore... To think of it, how can a person not see a drain 8 inches by 10 inches?...thats quite big...lol!! Message to NORA: Throw away ur specs and go get lasik ;) meet at eunos at 8 am and it was 7.40 and im still at Buona Vista ;) but i wasnt late hor!! Thats the trainer who's knee bang on my 'TOOT' Lol this is when the gal were giggling when the trainer put his hands on the dummy crotch and kept hitting on it..... *diao* dirty minded gals!! See how Nora wrap my shoulder!! PS: Remind me, if im injured, i rather die than having Nora rescue me...hehehe ![]() My embarrassing moment!!! ![]() The moment where i almost didn't have children =S ....OUCH!
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